"I don't know where he got this guy, but he's not from the agency."
"Why n-not? It's a g-good gig."
"Observe." Deth tugged at Santa's beard. "This shit is real. The eyebrows, too. Guy like that can get more than $15 an hour, no fucken tips." He pulled up one of Santa's sleeves. "Here ... no tats, no holes. Pink as a baby's."
"So, w-what are you saying?"
"I'm not saying anything. Just that this guy looks like a real fucken Santa Claus."
(from Merrily On High)